Funny Birthday wishes massage for friend

1. "Happy birthday! Now you're officially older and closer to being over the hill."

2. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but cake is forever."

3. "You're not getting older, just leveling up in life."

4. "Birthdays are like hangovers: they get worse with age."

5. "Happy birthday! May your day be as awesome as you are."

6. "Warning: birthdays may cause excessive happiness, cake cravings, and spontaneous dance parties."

7. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you're still younger than Google."

8. "Happy birthday! Now go celebrate and pretend you're still 21."

9. "On your birthday, remember: age is just a number, but friends are forever."

10. "Birthdays are like pizza: even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."

11. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and all your favorite things."

12. "You're not old, just chronologically challenged."

13. "Happy birthday! Now go forth and adult (just kidding, do whatever you want)."

14. "Birthdays are like tacos: they get better with age and toppings."

15. "You're another year wiser, but don't worry, you're still not as wise as Google."

16. "Happy birthday! May your day be as bright and amazing as you are."

17. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but cake is always a good idea."

18. "You're not getting older, just more distinguished (like a fine wine)."

19. "Happy birthday! Now go celebrate and make some unforgettable memories."

20. "Birthdays are like memes: they get funnier and more relatable with age."

Short Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

1. "Happy birthday! You're officially over the hill, but don't worry, it's all downhill from here."

2. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but cake is forever."

3. "You're a year older, but don't worry, you're still not as old as you feel."

4. "Happy birthday! May your day be as awesome as you are (but let's be real, that's a high bar)."

5. "Birthdays are like hangovers: they get worse with age, but the memories are worth it."

6. "You're not getting older, just leveling up in life (with more wrinkles)."

7. "Happy birthday! Now go celebrate and pretend you're still 21 (just don't try to keep up)."

8. "On your birthday, remember: age is just a number, but friends are forever (unless they forget your birthday)."

9. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you're still younger than Google (but not by much)."

10. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and all your favorite things (except for maybe a nap)."

11. "You're not old, just chronologically challenged (and maybe a little grey)."

12. "Happy birthday! Now go forth and adult (just kidding, do whatever you want, you're an adult... sort of)."

13. "Birthdays are like pizza: even when they're bad, they're still pretty good (but let's hope yours is better than that)."

14. "You're another year wiser, but don't worry, you're still not as wise as Google (but you're getting closer)."

15. "Happy birthday! May your day be as bright and amazing as you are (but not too bright, you're not getting any younger)."

16. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but cake is always a good idea (especially with ice cream)."

17. "You're not getting older, just more distinguished (like a fine wine, but without the hangover)."

18. "Happy birthday! Now go celebrate and make some unforgettable memories (or at least try to remember them)."

19. "Birthdays are like memes: they get funnier and more relatable with age (but let's hope yours isn't a total meme)."

20. "Happy birthday! May your day be as fun as you are (but let's be real, that's a pretty high bar)."

Unique Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

1. "Happy birthday! You're officially older, but don't worry, you're still not as old as our jokes."

2. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but your age is getting bigger."

3. "You're a year older, but don't worry, you're still not as old as you think you are."

4. "Happy birthday! May your day be as awesome as your dance moves."

5. "Birthdays are like hangovers: they get worse with age, but the memories are worth it."

6. "You're leveling up in life, but don't forget to collect your senior discount."

7. "Happy birthday! Now go celebrate and pretend you're still young."

8. "On your birthday, remember: age is just a number, but your birthday cake has actual numbers."

9. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you're still younger than your parents."

10. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and all your favorite memes."

11. "You're not old, just chronologically gifted."

12. "Happy birthday! Now go forth and adult, but don't forget to have fun."

13. "Birthdays are like pizza: even when they're bad, they're still pretty good, but let's hope yours is better than that."

14. "You're another year wiser, but don't worry, you're still not as wise as Google, but you're getting closer."

15. "Happy birthday! May your day be as bright and amazing as your personality."

16. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but your birthday cake is always a good idea."

17. "You're not getting older, just more distinguished, like a fine wine, but without the hangover."

18. "Happy birthday! Now go celebrate and make some unforgettable memories, or at least try to remember them."

19. "Birthdays are like memes: they get funnier and more relatable with age, but let's hope yours isn't a total meme."

20. "Happy birthday! May your day be as fun as you are, but let's be real, that's a pretty high bar."